reading my Hansel and Gretel story. Here it is
On a hill sat a house with an evil mother and an evil dad.
“We are poor what should we do” said the dad
“Kick out the children” said the mum
“Oh why didn't I think of that” said the dad
“Oh Hansel” said the mum
“Alright Hansel you must go far away with your sister or else we will eat you alive” said the dad
20 Minutes later
“Hansel I’m scared there is nothing here why don't we just go back home” whispered Gretel
“Don't worry Gretel we will find it soon” Hansel replied camley even though deep down he knew that they would find nothing and die alone in the woods.
The forest reminded Hansel about a degenerate scisioty there was something missing but he did not know what. Gretel on the other hand reminded her about the lingering death and hatred. The forest seemed to go on forever. Hansel felt depressed and the branches of the trees reminded him of his parents watching over him, making sure they go far far away. Gretel felt lonely like she had no purpose; she was between death and life but she slowly headed over to death as her sanity faded away. For both of them life faded till the only thing they saw was black. They both felt dead inside. But suddenly the smell of happiness and joy it smelt like fresh sweet flowers on a summer morning. There depression was no longer but now happiness. There heads are no longer filled with dark; now light. The smell of joy lingered over them. Suddenly there was light. For Hansel it felt like God was shining light on them. For Gretel though it felt like her father cooking a roast lamb on the fire.
“Hansel, Hansel th- that thing you were talking about was a giant gingerbread house” explained Gretel
”Ye- yes” mumbled Hansel in shoke, he did not know that this would be in the woods, they were saved.
The light emerged itself to be a sugar coated gingerbread house. The roof crumbled with gingerbread, a dangerously unstable chimney, weird distorted windows and a door with a fragmented door knob. Hansel wanted to run over but it was the sweets that lured him over. Gretel was already over at the house and she knew that she should not touch the house; it looked so sweet. All of a sudden an old woman came out. Her posture was curved like a bridge; her teeth were as yellow as the sun itself; she looked happy and welcoming. “Come over here children the best lollies are inside” The women had an old croaky voice and her hair was as white as snow. Hansel and Gretal walked into the house. Every second in a minute Hansel was fed. Every second in an hour Gretel was put to work. Hansel ate delicious donuts, great gingerbread and huge ham. Till Hansel was as wide as a whale. Hansel and Gretel were deeply depressed but Hansel had a plan.
“Excuse me are you cathlic ” said Hansel
“Well no, why is that” said the witch
There was a knock on the door, “come in” said the witch and she got a big surprise.
“Nobody expects the spanish inquisition” said the spanish inquisition
“You are trying to kill our greatest members Hansel and Gretel are the leaders of the spanish inquisition” said the spanish inquisition
“Now now kids what do we do with witches” said the spanish inquisition
“BURN THEM” said Hansel and Gretel at the same time
“Oh god no please not the steak” replied the witch
The spanish inquisition, Hansel and Gretel pick up the witch and take her outside to the local Salem witch trial pole and tie her to it. The spanish inquisition pulled out some matches and began to burn the witch.
“Oh god please no no i'm burning ahhh” said the witch
“Die you damn dirty witch” said Hansel
And Then Hansel and Gretel lived happily ever after with there new parents the spanish inquisition.
THE END
“We are poor what should we do” said the dad
“Kick out the children” said the mum
“Oh why didn't I think of that” said the dad
“Oh Hansel” said the mum
“Alright Hansel you must go far away with your sister or else we will eat you alive” said the dad
20 Minutes later
“Hansel I’m scared there is nothing here why don't we just go back home” whispered Gretel
“Don't worry Gretel we will find it soon” Hansel replied camley even though deep down he knew that they would find nothing and die alone in the woods.
The forest reminded Hansel about a degenerate scisioty there was something missing but he did not know what. Gretel on the other hand reminded her about the lingering death and hatred. The forest seemed to go on forever. Hansel felt depressed and the branches of the trees reminded him of his parents watching over him, making sure they go far far away. Gretel felt lonely like she had no purpose; she was between death and life but she slowly headed over to death as her sanity faded away. For both of them life faded till the only thing they saw was black. They both felt dead inside. But suddenly the smell of happiness and joy it smelt like fresh sweet flowers on a summer morning. There depression was no longer but now happiness. There heads are no longer filled with dark; now light. The smell of joy lingered over them. Suddenly there was light. For Hansel it felt like God was shining light on them. For Gretel though it felt like her father cooking a roast lamb on the fire.
“Hansel, Hansel th- that thing you were talking about was a giant gingerbread house” explained Gretel
”Ye- yes” mumbled Hansel in shoke, he did not know that this would be in the woods, they were saved.
The light emerged itself to be a sugar coated gingerbread house. The roof crumbled with gingerbread, a dangerously unstable chimney, weird distorted windows and a door with a fragmented door knob. Hansel wanted to run over but it was the sweets that lured him over. Gretel was already over at the house and she knew that she should not touch the house; it looked so sweet. All of a sudden an old woman came out. Her posture was curved like a bridge; her teeth were as yellow as the sun itself; she looked happy and welcoming. “Come over here children the best lollies are inside” The women had an old croaky voice and her hair was as white as snow. Hansel and Gretal walked into the house. Every second in a minute Hansel was fed. Every second in an hour Gretel was put to work. Hansel ate delicious donuts, great gingerbread and huge ham. Till Hansel was as wide as a whale. Hansel and Gretel were deeply depressed but Hansel had a plan.
“Excuse me are you cathlic ” said Hansel
“Well no, why is that” said the witch
There was a knock on the door, “come in” said the witch and she got a big surprise.
“Nobody expects the spanish inquisition” said the spanish inquisition
“You are trying to kill our greatest members Hansel and Gretel are the leaders of the spanish inquisition” said the spanish inquisition
“Now now kids what do we do with witches” said the spanish inquisition
“BURN THEM” said Hansel and Gretel at the same time
“Oh god no please not the steak” replied the witch
The spanish inquisition, Hansel and Gretel pick up the witch and take her outside to the local Salem witch trial pole and tie her to it. The spanish inquisition pulled out some matches and began to burn the witch.
“Oh god please no no i'm burning ahhh” said the witch
“Die you damn dirty witch” said Hansel
And Then Hansel and Gretel lived happily ever after with there new parents the spanish inquisition.
THE END
Have you ever read Hansel and Gretel
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